Thursday, June 05, 2008

finally inspired

well a picture tells a thousand words...advisory is suggested for the queezy...






a while back birdman wrote about dude with different stances at the urinal...well now its my turn to write about dudes taking a deuce...

Types:

Quiet dudes....these guys don't make a noise let alone drop a deuce until other dude in the bathroom leaves...this same dude also won't wipe until other dude leaves the bathroom as he is afraid of being seen...

Sigh Guy- There is nothing worse than walking into the bathroom and hearing another guy sigh or slight moan when one gets released. there is just something very unnerving about it...

Blows it out dude- there is always dude who just blows it out and doesn't give an F if anyone else is in the bathroom. You could be washing your hands and dude says whats up on his way to the throne...you then hear the flaps and drops with no care whatsoever...he just blows it out to the point where it sounds like it hurts...have some respect Blows it out dude

Guy on Cell - besides Sigh Guy, nothing can be worse than to hear someone on their cell phone while taking the kids for a swim. I'm sure the other person on the phone can hear the echos off the porcelain but dude doesn't care. He wants to dial his faves while doing his fav...

Please place your other observations if any....

3 comments:

birdman said...

i was next to a guy the other day who was texting while I think dropping a duece.. he was there way before me and there when I left.

maybe it was a little naughty text and spanky spanky

Wrider II said...

Older women don't care who is in the restroom with them. They sigh and moan and do their business as if they want every one to know their struggles(?) in their life. Eeeew. TMI.

the mama said...

well i must not be old --- because i do care if people are in the restroom with me...

why do we need the poop talk??? TMI and just plain nasty!