Monday, February 26, 2007

In a Borat Voice....Very Nice

As I predicted...Rage Against the Machine is playing more than their Coachella Festival date. They are headlining the Rok Out Music Festival (The festival is rok not rock) in San Bernardino at the National Orange Show. The Date August 11th with ticket on sale date being March 31st. The Wu-Tang Clan is also playing on the bill....Last years Rok Out Festival was headlined my Prodigy.

Not so Nice was the Reno 911:Miami movie. It was the worst movie I have EVER seen. I thought the movie would be bad but in a bad good bad it was actually good like Beerfest and Super Troopers. Reno 911 lasted literally 65 minutes. My cousin and I walked in at 2:40...the movie finished at 3:45...seriously..don't see this movie...don't even rent fact...don't even see the film debut on Comedy sucks

The movie that doesn't look like its going to suck is some of you may know...I am a HUGE true horror film fan. The Zodiac killer began killer couples in the San Francisco area back in the 60's or 70's...After killing his victims he would make a call to the Police (Not the band) and tell them there is a murder at so and so location and oh by the way I killed them....he would then send cryptographic messages to the police...some of the letters have yet to been decrypted...The Zodiac killer has not been caught but as quickly as he started killing people...he about Zodiac if you get a chance.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Itch to Bitch

Ya know, my foot was itching really bad on the way to work the other day...Yes I took a shower...but it was one of those itches that felt like it was coming from inside my foot. I took my shoe off and started scratching with my other foot....all this while I was driving on the 57 south ( a really busy freeway) I swear that damn itch itched for 30 minutes or so. Finally I pull off the 57 and enter my favorite donut shop, Donut Star. As I finally parked and was just about to reach down to scratch the hell out of the itch, the itch went away. That would have been a damn good scratch too...freakin itch teased me until I finally had a chance to wipe it out and it ran with its tail between its leg!

Death to the Itch bitches

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Did You Know....

Did you know the reason chocolate melts in your mouth is because the melting point of chocolate is right below your average body tempurature?

Sunday, February 11, 2007



What does the Andy Griffith show and The Cosby show have in common....


They are television shows that have NOTHING to do with the characters played on the show!

Andy Griffith...This show aired for about 8 years during the 60's and was about a Sheriff named Andy TAYLOR! This show should have been called the Andy Taylor Show! F*ckin sh#t man...

The Cosby show...First off...Lisa Bonet back in the day ::drools::: Now she's bald and ugly..but anywho...The Cosby Show was about a character named Heathcliff HUXTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Name a show after the freakin characters PLEASE!!!! Follow in the footsteps of Three's Company...When that show had Janet and Teri move on and it was Jack and that HOT airline stewardess, the show was named Two's a Crowd...Why?? Because Three's Company didn't make sense!!!

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

7-up for me and you.

How many 7-up fans do we have out there? To me it is a travesty that 7-up is not served more at any of your local fast food stands. Instead, the fast food machine decides to serve you Sprite. So for my fellow 7-up fans here are some interesting facts I pulled for you directly off the 7-up site.

7UP is a brand within the Cadbury Schweppes Americas Beverages (CSAB) group of companies. CSAB is one of the largest products of soft drinks and premium beverages in the Americas. CSAB’s brand portfolio includes Snapple, Dr Pepper, 7UP, A&W Root Beer, Sunkist, Canada Dry, Hawaiian Punch, Schweppes, RC Cola, Diet Rite, Slush Puppie frozen drinks, Mott’s Apple Juice, Clamato, Mr & Mrs T, Holland House mixers, Rose’s, Mistic, Yoo-Hoo, Orangina, IBC, Stewart’s, Nantucket Nectars and other well-known consumer brands. Plano, Texas-based Cadbury Schweppes Americas Beverages is a subsidiary division of Cadbury Schweppes plc (NYSE: CSG).

7UP has a number of local and national promotions every year. Don’t miss out! To receive an email on upcoming 7UP promotions, be sure to visit the 7-up website and click on Join Us to register for updates. To ask a general 7UP promotion question, call the 7UP consumer toll free number: 1-866-787-7632.

The 7-up flavors: 7UP comes in Regular 7UP, Diet 7UP, Cherry 7UP, Diet Cherry 7UP, 7UP PLUS Cherry, 7UP PLUS Island Fruit, and 7UP PLUS Mixed Berry. Regular 7UP is now 100% natural.

The shelf life of 7-up:Diets with Sucralose or Sucralose/AceK blends: 6 months or 26 weeksGlass & Cans with Sugar or HFCS Sweetener: 9 months or 39 weeksPlastic Bottles (all products) 3 months or 13 weeks

How many calories does 7-up have?
Per 8 oz serving:7UP: 100 calories7UP PLUS: 10 calories Diet 7UP with SPLENDA® Brand Sweetener: 0 caloriesCherry 7UP: 100 caloriesDiet Cherry 7UP: 0 calories

Is there any sugar in 7UP?
Regular 7UP and Regular Cherry 7UP contain high fructose corn syrup which is a sugar. 7UP PLUS, Diet 7UP, and Diet Cherry 7UP do not contain sugar.

How much caffeine does this product have?
All 7UP products are caffeine-free.

Does 7UP contain gluten?
All 7up products are considered gluten-free. Note: All products, which contain high fructose corn syrup, may contain trace amounts of corn gluten. According to the Celiac Sprue Association, corn gluten is not harmful to people with Celiac Sprue disease. We encourage consumers with specific questions about Celiac Sprue to contact the Celiac Sprue Association at

Is this product kosher?
The concentrates of 7UP products are certified Kosher. It is the responsibility of each individual bottler to certify the finished product. Please contact your local bottler to determine if the finished product is certified Kosher. If you need help determining who your local bottler is, click here to send us an email. Please include your zip code so that we can determine who has the production rights in your area.Privacy Policy Terms of Use Accessibility Statement FAQ Contact Us Flash Site Site Map
And finally 7UP is a registered trademark of Dr Pepper/Seven Up, Inc. ©2006 Dr Pepper/Seven Up, Inc.