Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Vatican Pt 2 - Notice The Vatican pics contain a creepy unknown blur in some pics





Roma Pt3 - Vatican City





Roma Pt2





Roma

Sorry for the delay...had some technical difficulties putting up the pics from Rome...Here is the first batch




Thursday, July 10, 2008

Vacation

Took some pics and want to share them...enjoy




































Hope you enjoyed...I will post my pictures from Rome tomorrow.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

adios

First...What Los Angeles team showed up to the NBA finals?

First and a half...where are all the Laker flags today?

Second...I called Boston winning the series in 6 games and I was right! WooHoo

Third...I'm off to Italy and France early Friday morning so this will be my last post until I get back...I'll have fun for you Mama...and Birdman, I will try and not get turned on by the hairy armpits...=)

Adios

Thursday, June 05, 2008

finally inspired

well a picture tells a thousand words...advisory is suggested for the queezy...






a while back birdman wrote about dude with different stances at the urinal...well now its my turn to write about dudes taking a deuce...

Types:

Quiet dudes....these guys don't make a noise let alone drop a deuce until other dude in the bathroom leaves...this same dude also won't wipe until other dude leaves the bathroom as he is afraid of being seen...

Sigh Guy- There is nothing worse than walking into the bathroom and hearing another guy sigh or slight moan when one gets released. there is just something very unnerving about it...

Blows it out dude- there is always dude who just blows it out and doesn't give an F if anyone else is in the bathroom. You could be washing your hands and dude says whats up on his way to the throne...you then hear the flaps and drops with no care whatsoever...he just blows it out to the point where it sounds like it hurts...have some respect Blows it out dude

Guy on Cell - besides Sigh Guy, nothing can be worse than to hear someone on their cell phone while taking the kids for a swim. I'm sure the other person on the phone can hear the echos off the porcelain but dude doesn't care. He wants to dial his faves while doing his fav...

Please place your other observations if any....

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

VVVVIIIIIIIIOOOOOLEETTT HILLLLSSSS

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

hmmm

I haven't posted in some time now because well...i just didn't have anything interesting to write about...

i did start my new job in the criminal side of hitech crimes but can't talk much about it...all i can say is i have to keep keep work at work...what i can say is that its 5 minutes from home

i leave to italy and france in a few weeks...

the wife graduates a week before that finally

and am still looking for a house....

see nothing too interesting

Friday, May 23, 2008

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

tell me why...

tell me why Snoopy is labeled as a beagle and does not look like one at all...






Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Observation...and Mr. Stokes

I drive the freeway on a daily basis...about 50 or so miles with tons of traffic see a lot of the same people each day. Well I observed something that really bugs the hell out of me. I would say that two or three of the same cars I see everyday have GPS units on their dashboard. Are they really needed? NO! They drive the same damn route everyday and just want to look cool. "F" those people who have a GPS unit just to go to the same damn place everyday.




The Wrider Dos and I are probably the only two that recognize the above people in the photo. They were the Weather Channel's lead broadcast meteorologists. Well the Asian guy Bob Stokes and Hillary Andrews were both fired....why you ask? Well Stokes asked Andrews,"Will you lick my swizzle stick?" as well as made other sexual advancements to her. Andrews is suing the Weather Channel for wrongful termination...Stokes is probably taking a Stroke...and I'm still enjoying the Weather Channel

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

why I love me some family guy

Birdman and Wrider would know this better than anyone...I love me the random...I say random things that totally make sense to me and no one else...which is why i like the family guy...i swear i feel like someone stole my mind and made a cartoon of it...

anyways...this clip is the funniest thing i have seen on family guy so far...it makes no sense what so ever but i love it...i can only imagine what Seth MacFarlane was thinking when he wrote this...btw...how catchy is this song

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Happy Earth Day

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

The Wrider

I don't think that The Wrider has mentioned this at all...


Friday, April 11, 2008

Please Laugh

I laughed for 5 minutes at this literally....please laugh also so I won't feel bad


Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Radiohead remix by yours truly

Please listen to my remix of Radiohead's track "Nude" by pressing the play button below. If you like it you can vote on it as well which will give me a chance to have Radiohead listen to my version called "Thirteen Nude Ghosts".

I made it over the course of about 4 hours so please enjoy.

Friday, April 04, 2008

Happy Birthday...

to the peace sign as it turns 50 years old today.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

my things

ok since everyone is doing it i thought why the hell not


Name one thing you do every day

Sit in 2 hours of traffic...


Name five things/people that make you feel good:


Head Scratching- I'm with Birdman on this one...no not the jock itch kind but the one where you can see pieces of your scalp rain down on you

Music- Everyone that knows me, knows i like me the music. I can think back to a time when I was a kid and the only thing that would calm me down after a big earthquake was music.

Watching a good fight - It could be wrestling, boxing, mma, or two drunk latinos at a Doyerz game but I love me a good fight. I saw two of the Best fights this past weekend literally an hour apart from each other. If you haven't seen it, google Frank Shamrock vs. Cung Le. This match totally kicked ass and would make an MMA fan out of ANYONE. Second fight I watched was Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels. Yeah wrestling is fake but this was Ric Flairs last match and the emotion behind it was so strong. Before Shawn Michaels ended the fight, you can read his lips saying I'm Sorry, I Love You then goes on to superkicking Ric Flair into retirement. The two immediately braced and you can see Ric start weeping right away. Google that fight if you get a chance also.

French Fries Who doesn't love French Fries?!?

Stand up Comedy Love me some stand up comedy except Dane Cook and any woman comic. Sorry but they both suck. My friend gave me tickets to the laugh factory once so I took the wife, her friend and my self to Hollywood. Big mistake as it was Lesbian Trucker night at the stand up. Dave Chappelle, Dave Atell, Bob Saget, Craig Shoemaker all awesome and make audio laugh out loud

Name four things you love to eat but rarely do:

Lobster

Lasagna

Steak

Mrs. Knott's Chicken

Name three things that remind you of childhood:

Huffy Bike I broke it

Summertime by Will Smith- Always jammed this tune the day school was out

Playing Two Hand Touch Football

Name two things you wish you could learn:


Italian- So I could kick it with George Clooney at his mansion when I go to Italy this summer

Driving stick shift


Well - that is about all I got and it was not easy......

The M...

I am coming back to the M!!

Will be in the M1 team as Senior Config Analyst.

See you soon.































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